May 17, 2010

Checklist of "New and Improved Bullshirt" ®

Alexis Lloyd helps us track the Bullshit Spill [Uncapped Sources Spew. Threaten States. No End in Sight.] with his handy "texts from actual product labels." My favorite? "New. Superior Protection with Extra Power. "

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Posted by Vanderleun at May 17, 2010 5:49 PM
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"No white residue!"

Is that a political goal for the Left?
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Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at May 17, 2010 8:25 PM

Why I believe it is.

Posted by: vanderleun at May 17, 2010 8:35 PM

I guess we should start worrying about 'golden baked goodness' since things aren't quite what they would have us believe.

Posted by: Jewel at May 17, 2010 10:58 PM

As a bachelor, I'm kinda into that "Easy one-handed preparation"

Posted by: Ed at May 18, 2010 6:03 AM

New package! New! Advanced European technology. Younger looking skin. Oil free ColorSeal technology with active fruit concentrate. Totally trauma proof color. Our strongest ever richer formula. Now even cheesier!

These sound like signs for a Tea Party rally protesting the Obama administration.

Posted by: Mike Anderson at May 18, 2010 6:11 AM

No, actually, that sounds more like a press release for a LGBT Pride Weekend.

Posted by: Rich Fader at May 18, 2010 9:47 AM
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