April 30, 2017

Brawny Paper Towel Goes Full Libtard in New Ad Campaign

Anyone seen the new "Brawny" paper towels ad on TeeVee or uTube?

They have gone full SJW and replaced the male lumberjack with four "PowerSkirts" in the red plaid flannel shirts. Ya know, the "I'm Womyn. Hear Me Roar" "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better" bullshit. And, of course, they have disabled comments about the ad on their site. Good reason to go for an "Irish Boycott". Bounty is, by far, the better product anyway. Look what's happened to Target Corp. Stock prices are now down in the high 40's to low 50's from the mid 80's after their transgender bathroom nonsense was foisted on their customers. The "Boycott Target" petition now has 1.5 million sigs. I haven't spent on thin dime since when I used to spend over $300/ month. Same thing is happening to ESPN. They just laid off over 100, but none of the Leftists nor PowerSkirts. They are bleeding Disney dry, losing money hand-over-fist due to this and cord-cutting in general. Sooner, rather than later Disney will have to cut them loose. Never, ever, go full SJW retard. Posted by: Fuel Filter in Jell-O Finally Comes Out @ AMERICAN DIGEST

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If you are not married to any of these women you have dodged four bullets.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 30, 2017 9:21 AM
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Dice is funny. Good job.

But nothing will ever top Monty Python: "Iiiiiiiiiiiii'm a lumberjack, and Iham Okaaaay..."

Posted by: Casey Klahn at April 30, 2017 10:10 AM

For my jobs, I use the blue paper towels found at the auto parts and hardware stores. White paper towels are for the kitchen.

(Uh-uh. I know what you're thinking. Me too.)

Posted by: John A. Fleming at April 30, 2017 11:40 AM

I'm pretty sure that the stronger of the two sexes is the male, since gender is a way of categorizing nouns, adjectives and verbs in some languages. No one seems to remember that. It was the Scott brothers (menfolk) who invented paper towels some 100+ years ago. For the weaker sex, I'm sure. And what do these plaid shirted womyns do that makes them so strong that they require a paper towel? We'll never find out what the hell that commercial is about, since it isn't really about paper towels.

Posted by: Jewel at April 30, 2017 3:51 PM

WOW! This ad is actually pre-feminist in its spite. Illustrated with four members of the BitchyPlaid Club, #StrengthHasNoGender, Celebrating Strong WOMEN Who Inspire Us All, triggers my memories of all those snotty blondes who insult you to your face and then excuse the insult by giggling with their hand over their mouth.

I will stay loyal to the Viva paper towel, especially the ones where you DON'T select-a-size. I don't like half-assed papertowels. Or half-assed paper towel ads.

Posted by: Mike Anderson at May 1, 2017 3:37 AM

What ad agency and focus group came up with this diaper load? This does nothing to inspire me.

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at May 1, 2017 4:35 AM

I'm with John A. Fleming: Shop Towels, all the way. One can be used over and over; they'll even survive in the wash if you want to be really thrifty. Just don't flush them, they don't dissolve.

When I saw the picture and read the slogan I looked really closely at those faces. I suspected that I was being double-punked here, and at least ONE of those "women" was really halfway between genders, so they could cram all the virtue signalling possible into one ad. Not sure. I *think* they're all women, but you could argue that one or 2 are in-between.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 1, 2017 6:12 AM

Arrghh! Sorry for the triple post! I don't trust an immobile posting page and hit it twice more. Please eliminate the duplicates, and accept my apology.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 1, 2017 6:14 AM

Leftists have embraced the "nudge" concept of social change,along with the -in your face- of the antifas idiots. It's what has made the month of October unwatchable in the NFL,unless you like your beefiest players dressed in hot pink. It started as just one Sunday. Dumping the social justice shame machine into everyday life is backfiring. So let them keep doing it. Turn it up to 11. Make a new improved Mt Rushmore with Hillary,Pelosi,Fauxcahontas & Auntie Maxine. Mt Bushmore,or Harpy Hillside. Resting Bitch Face carved into stone. Print them on paper towels,to wipe up catsick. These people are intent on going full metal retard-let them. Sane people are watching,and learning how deep the rot is. It's a harsh and bitter thing to watch,but we as a nation need to see how batshit these people truly are.

Posted by: Nori at May 1, 2017 7:03 AM

Brawny used to be a good paper towel, but they, along with Sparkle, seemed to have changed how they are made they and both suck now, but do not absorb. Having two kids and six dogs has kind of made me into a paper towel connoisseur, and I find that Bounty is by far the best. So I can't boycott Brawny any more than I already do, but if the store is out of Bounty and my choices were Brawny or some other brand (but NOT Marcal because those are the WORST), I'd get the NOT BRAWNY brand, especially if they are putting those womyn on the package instead of the lumberjack!

Posted by: Zilla at May 1, 2017 11:38 AM

Thanks for the re-post.

I was surprised, honored and humbled.

Posted by: Fuel Filter at May 1, 2017 1:45 PM

And all resoundingly ugly 'cept for the second one who's just plain plain with the trademark RBF (resting bitch face).

I wouldn't tap any one of those even with another man's hammer.

Posted by: Fuel Filter at May 1, 2017 1:56 PM

I'm down with this, as long as women keep on house cleaning!

Posted by: Erasmus at May 2, 2017 7:08 AM

Walmart "Sparkle" brand, 16 MEGA rolls for $13.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 2, 2017 7:50 AM

Looks like the crowd in the average bull duke bar in northern California.

PS-I use the store brand paper towels. They do a better job and I can buy three rolls for what one roll of Bounty costs.

Posted by: Nahanni at May 2, 2017 12:36 PM