June 8, 2012

#ZombieBulletsR4Real: Why? You Ask Why? Because Your Fellow Citizens Are Stark Raving Stupid, That's Why

Zombie Bullets In High Demand Following Flesh-Eating Attacks -- CBS Detroit

"Be PREPARED -- supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max™ ammunition from Hornady®! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max™ bullets...yes PROVEN Z-Max™ bullets (have you seen a Zombie?). Make sure your "bug out bag" is ready with nothing but the best!"

"WARNING: THIS IS LIVE AMMUNITION. THIS IS NOT A TOY."

"Disclaimer: Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on...ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that's not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean...ZOMBIES!"

Indeed they do. It seems strange that it took almost 70 years for this ammo to be brought online after the observations contained in this classic movie:

HT: Fat Man

Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 8, 2012 8:36 AM
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Explain to me again how do you tell the diff between Zombies and radical Democrats? ;-}


NO, this is not inciting violence.

Posted by: John the River at June 8, 2012 8:51 AM

Please. Please incite violence.

Posted by: vanderleun at June 8, 2012 9:08 AM

It gets good ratings. If you don't see many zombies, maybe there is a reason.

Posted by: chuck at June 8, 2012 10:18 AM

John the River-

Radical Democrats are Zombies.

Posted by: Terry at June 8, 2012 10:22 AM

Democrats are Zombies. Scientifically demonstrated more than 60 years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5PInhXkfvs

Posted by: Fat Man at June 8, 2012 11:01 AM

Two to the chest,
One to the head.
When in doubt,
Assume walking dead.

Posted by: mushroom at June 8, 2012 11:18 AM

Thank you Fat Man. Updated accordingly.

Posted by: vanderleun at June 8, 2012 12:40 PM

Never. Grows. Old.

Posted by: leelu at June 8, 2012 12:46 PM

I loved him. Hope.

Posted by: Babs in CT at June 8, 2012 5:13 PM

How can we even sit here discussing this when Peggy Olson has quit Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce?

Posted by: B Lewis at June 10, 2012 6:25 AM

Gerard: Thank you. We'll be here all week.

Posted by: Fat Man at June 10, 2012 12:54 PM
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