And you wonder why newcomers to London want to burn it down? Maybe it would have been best of they did so they could start over and form a decent, strong and civilized society of real men and women.

Would that involve burning to death all the current inhabitants, then, oh nameless one? And are you saying that the newcomers burning down the town are somehow decent, civilized and real?

Sorry to upset your teddy bear and make him cry. Perhaps you want to find a stunt teddy?

Jaysus, that guy never even made it to the adultolescent stage. My teddy, my guru, my god...

Strong contender for "Upper-middle-class Twit of the Year."

Too many adults killed in wars. It's the price of empire.

Definite contender for the next 'Futureman' anecdote Photo Op:

"Gee, Future-man, what will the British Empire future look like?"

Oh, it gets better.

When not discussing his teddy, Mr. Perry is a potter who occasionally goes in for a bit of cross-dressing. Do a google image search with his name if you dare.

On the other hand, he did have the, somewhat limited, courage to admit that the reason he didn't criticize Islam in his transgressive art is because he likes his head in its current location.

Erm! that doesn't seem to be the England I live in nor the England of the British soldiers fighting and dying at present in Afghanistan.

Emily...I'm not an Adam Sandler fan. To say I'm baffled by this move is an understatement. Nikitajuice has a funny comment on her tumblr. She's hoping it's an April Fool's Day joke