1) The meeting and the memo from Venus that decreed that a tattoo just above the butt cleavage was no longer an optional fashion accessory for females under 30, but was now mandatory.
2) The meeting and the memo from Mars that decreed that any and all hairstyles for men under 30 and costing more than $8.00 would, by law, be indistinguishable from the hairstyle all men get by sleeping on it for eight hours.
3) The meeting and the memo from The Democratic Party Headquarters on the dark side of the moon proclaiming proudly that, after many decades of pandering to and absorbing any and all minority groups (no matter how small and harebrained), the Party would at last become what it beheld and morph into a minority itself.
Filed under "You Snooze, You Lose Track."
Posted by Vanderleun at February 14, 2005 12:31 PM
Tattoos are actually very useful. They're a shortcut for communication. When I see someone with one, the tattoos say, "Hey. Let's never have a conversation."
Posted by: JohnO at February 14, 2005 4:47 PMI used to feel the same way about tatoos, but then I met a redhead with a tatoo of a bucking bronc and rider peeking up over the back of her Levis.
Hey, I'm just a man. With needs.
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 15, 2005 9:52 AMYou are a vile worm and piglet and in need of re-education at the Larry Summers Camp for Dudes.
Posted by: Gerard Van Der Leun at February 15, 2005 10:20 AM
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