June 22, 2013

What Scandal?

Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the seqester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 22, 2013 11:45 AM
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This is the problem, its like the Clinton administration that was so wracked with scandals it was impossible to keep track. The best you could do was remember the last few, no matter how incredibly horrific the previous ones were. People are only talking about the IRS and so on now, forgetting the Fast & Furious scandal, which is unthinkably horrible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 22, 2013 4:26 PM

That's 21, game over?

Posted by: John the River at June 23, 2013 7:10 AM

@John: Oh no, there are more -- the taxpayer money wasted on companies like Solyndra, paying off political cronies first in bankruptcy proceedings; the theft of GM to hand to the unions, freezing out investors; political targeting by not only the IRS but also the FEC and EPA; &c.

Anyone else?

Posted by: Darkwater at June 24, 2013 2:02 PM

Sure, there's demoting people for speaking out about Fast & Furious, there's harassment and firing of Inspectors General for doing their job and reporting corruption, waste, and abuse of power, and of course the "justice" department shrugging at voter intimidation by the Black Panthers...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2013 8:12 AM

And still more, like the closing of only GM and Chrysler dealerships belonging to GOP contributors. The fact that various departments are making their own laws without Congressional involvement.

I believe the list exceeds the "Usurpations" section of the Declaration by at least a country mile. Jefferson would have gotten writer's cramp long before he could finish this list of scandals.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at June 25, 2013 11:02 AM

All of this means nothing to our future amnestied voters. Back home it was much worse and everything is free here.

Posted by: mjazzguitar at June 26, 2013 10:03 AM

The Obama administration asked Rick Wagoner, the chairman and CEO of General Motors, to step down and he agreed, a White House official said. 3/30/2009

That to me was when the evil jinn was let loose upon America. Why did Mr. Wagoner not say, "F*@% you and the uninformed electorate you rode in on. I report to the GM shareholders!"? I think it was then that the Megalomaniac-in-Chief knew he would not be questioned. And from there, the brazenness only became worse.

Posted by: MathMom at July 7, 2013 9:16 AM

@MathMom, perhaps Mr. Wagnoner had stronger physical persuasions from union thugs than ethical dilemmas to shareholders and non-union employees.

Posted by: max-parrish at July 10, 2013 10:29 PM