February 5, 2012

The Teachings of Jesus and Obama: A Reference Chart

Our great sister comrade Olga Photoshopova of the Peoples Cube says: "Now that Obama has started quoting Jesus, the toiling masses need a special chart in order to understand the Bible and what those passages really mean in progressive, Obamunist terms. So I made such a chart for you: the kinder, gentler, smarter, less embarassing version of the Bible."

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Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 5, 2012 12:21 PM
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Wasn't Jesus a theocratic monarchist? At least in the next world?

Just saying that because I like to have fun.

BTW - the Apostles tried the communism thing. It didn't work out. And if saints can't make it work with a small number of humans (and volunteers to boot), what makes non-saint humans think they can make it work with a whole bunch of non-volunteer humans?

Other than the liberal application of guns, camps, mass graves, etc.?
(And I would note - that didn't work real well either.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 5, 2012 5:55 PM

Can you say Monastery?

Posted by: Dave at February 6, 2012 4:37 AM

Obama and Black Liberation Theology have taken Jesus Christ and reduced him to a huckster for communism. I happen to be an atheist, but I understand the role of the Judeo-Christian tradition in Western civilization and respect the concept of transcendence as well as other concepts upon which religions rest. What is clear is that Obama is intellectually incapable of understanding the concepts that underlie religion--he is not intelligent enough.

Posted by: Gloria at February 6, 2012 11:09 AM
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