January 28, 2014

The Instant Analysis of Comments @ Ace's

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For insight into the dark heart of an Obama blatherthon there's no group better at it that the commenters at Ace of Spade's I Just Can't Listen To This Jagoff's Smugly Droning Voice Anymore Thread. These people has got the beat. Here are a few, just a few, pretty random selections from a comment thread of over 1,500 entries. Whew!

486 Looking at this chamber full of clown penises, all I can say is "know what was cool? The end of The Sum of all Fears ."

669 Holy crap. Watching Plugs smile made me realize why some people are afraid of clowns.

39 I got a pen and a phone........ Good I'll take a large sausage and onion thin crust. Now make it fucking snappy Barky. And tell Mechelle, don't go putting any fucking arugula on it. K?

53 He's losing to al Qaeda, abandoned Iraq, trashed Libya, supported Ikhwan in Egypt, cluster f'ed Afghanistan, and meddled ineffectively in Syria. But he would use overwhelming force to kick America's ass.

85 Who's going to count the number of I's he uses tonight? Fucker has more eyes than than a house fly.

86 I long for the days of yore, when an actual American gave this bullshit speech.

1109 All Aboard The Douchebag express is leaving on track 9

1110 i think it would be best if I muted this shit, i am running out of wine.

1145 As God is my witness, I thought this turkey of a SOTU speech would fly!

1175 is he gonna talk about Justin Bieber or not?

1212 "...bigger camels...with larger, more water-retentive humps...that can also carry solar panels...the next generation...women...olympic abortion-diving..."

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Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 28, 2014 9:08 PM
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Posted by: Arlie at January 29, 2014 3:17 AM

53 He's losing to al Qaeda, abandoned Iraq, trashed Libya, supported Ikhwan in Egypt, cluster f'ed Afghanistan, and meddled ineffectively in Syria. But he would use overwhelming force to kick America's ass.

Winning summation.

Posted by: Katherine at January 29, 2014 5:07 AM

Someone did count number of times O was self referential: http://weaselzippers.us/obama-refers-to-himself-74-times-during-state-of-the-union/
Probably nowhere near a record, though.

Posted by: stephen b at January 29, 2014 8:22 AM

Where do we find such commenters? They make one proud to be a conservative.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at January 29, 2014 9:16 AM

Those are coffee spitting hilarious.

Posted by: JimBobElrod at January 29, 2014 10:24 AM