October 7, 2013
The Average Female Face Of Different Countries
A global update Via the much maligned and much admired Chateau Heartiste which notes:
- As perhaps has been noted before on this blog and by numerous others, averaging the faces of multiple women appears to improve the looks of the final amalgam. The softening of asymmetrical protuberances and the converging toward the Golden Ratio can explain much of this phenomenon. However…
- The degrees of symmetry, softening and feminization in the female amalgams are not distributed equally among all population groups. While most of
these women meet the minimum bangableness threshold for all but the most discerning (or Pointy Elbow Syndrome suffering) men, some clearly stand out as superior specimens of stiffy inspiration. As it seems is the usual in these international pulchritude comparisons, Ukraine, Russia and the Mediterranean minxes come out looking the best.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 7, 2013 7:32 PM
The eyes. The eyes! My God, the gals from Germany, Holland, and Ukraine look right into you and say, "Am I God's gift to you poor mortals or what?"
I'm partial to "phuying thai" myself, having spent a lot of time in Thailand, but I wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen with any of these fine specimens (whether they would with me is, of course, another question). But, sorry, I just don't see anything special about the Ukrainian/Russian girls. They're certainly attractive, but they don't stand out from the crowd to me.
Swedish girls are predictably nummy
"Miss Korea" looks mighty good to me.
But then, I have a soft spot in my head for Oriental women.
Pikesville, People's Democratic Republic of Maryland
Obviously an unbridled fantasy on the part of the "researchers"......
All those girls are smiling. When's the last time you saw that?
In the Metropolitan Market, just about 20 minutes ago.
Greece, Spain, Italy, Israel. And having spent considerable time in Italy I can tell you that from North to South and East to West it's a fox farm. And my wife says the same thing about the men.
Wow! Scratch a Russian and you wound a Mongol. Hahaha!
Ukrain, Greece, Poland. Where is USA ?
Don't we watch Miss Universe for the same thing?
The Korea image is misleading, since the majority of women in the country have gone under the knife to look more like anime characters.
Viewing the photos, I can only conclude that all clean healthy women are beautiful. There's no doubt that yours truly is a fully out of the closet heterosexual. It must be noted that married and monogamous doesn't destroy appreciation for some of God's greatest creations.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun: a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere.
It is even less possible to have a Brazilian composite than one from the USA. They are white, brown, and black in that order.
What is the composite of Hillary and Michelle? That would be a hoot, but probably an improvement. Anything would be an improvement. At least Bill thought so.
James, there's not a bovine category. Nor a canine one for that matter.
I'm with waltj. The Ukranian and Russian composites are nice, but they aren't superior to the others. Oh well, de gustibus non est disputandum.
I think the Netherlands looks the most classically beautiful, although they truly are all lovely. I'm roughly half German ancestry and half English and was surprised to see that the German composite is a pretty good match; none of the others are even close.
@James Wilson--What's the midpoint between the maniacal Joker smile and an angry scowl?