September 17, 2008

THE ALL CAPSLOCK ELECTION!!!! A MODEST !@*$%!!! PROPOSAL

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OKAY!!!! LET’S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT!!!!

AS OF THIS MOMENT 2008, HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME THE ALL CAPSLOCK ELECTION!!!!

AWARE OF ALL, AND THE SOUCE OF SOME, INTERNET TRADITIONS, I HEREBY DECLARE THAT WE ALL ENGAGE THE CAPSLOCK KEY AND REFRAIN FROM RELEASING IT UNTIL NOVEMBER 5TH!!!! AFTER WHICH YOU CAN

release it if your side won.

If your side did not win,

YOUR CAPSLOCK SHALL MUST REMAIN DOWN FOR AT LEAST 4 MORE YEARS!!!!

PLUS ALL SENTENCES MUST END WITH AT LEAST 4 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!

ONE FOR EACH YEAR YOU HAVE LOST!!!!

READY!!!!???

ENGAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


INSPIRED BY THE ANCHORESS!!!!

Posted by Vanderleun at September 17, 2008 10:04 PM
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AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MAJ (P) John at September 18, 2008 5:46 AM

This whole caplock thing is a fad. People will drop those new-fangled persuction guns and go back to using flintlocks. Take my word for it.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Bill Twist at September 18, 2008 5:55 AM

What's a "SOUCE"? Or doesn't spelling matter in the new age of our CAPSLOCK overlords?

Posted by: BarrySanders20 at September 18, 2008 6:14 AM

I'M tRYing...i JUsT doN't gET IT..FraCk!

Posted by: Pardo at September 18, 2008 6:22 AM

aware of all and the SOUSE of some....okay, i misspelled SOUCE but think of it as a gimme. or we could write all lowercase, like rosie o'dungheap.
gaia, i miss her on the view...i really regret not ever having watched it. sigh.
does writing in lowercase only mean i have no self-esteem, or does it mean that i am too damn lazy to hit the shift key once'd in awhile/ just asking.

Posted by: Jewel at September 18, 2008 6:35 AM

there was a time when full color pic's were considered tabloid.

is your use of them - and the nytimes use of them - tabloidish? does it denigrate the content, or is arguing that it does foolish?

also: why are all caps in headlines NOT screaming, but all caps in the body IS
S C R E A M I N G??

glenn uses ALL CAPS in the start of EVERY post. IS HE SCREAMING?

i think ALL CAPS POLICE are fags.

I MEAN FAGS!

Posted by: reliapundit at September 18, 2008 6:39 AM

I must not Caplock. Caplock is the mind-killer. Caplock is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Caplock. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my Caplock is gone I will turn and face Caplock's path, and only I will remain.

Posted by: David McKinnis at September 18, 2008 7:36 AM

I. also. think. that. we. should. try. to. stop. people. from. writing. blog. posts. with. a. period. after. each. word. because. it. is. the.:

Worst. Idea. Ever.

Posted by: Steven at September 18, 2008 7:50 AM

RIGHT...I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE 3 DOT THING...ellipsis... WAS...MUCH...BETTER

Posted by: aNDY at September 18, 2008 8:06 AM

\/\/|-|@ \/\/3 5|-|0ULD d0 15 jU57 \/\/R173 1|\| L337, b3(4U53 17'5 5500000 r3B3LL10U5 4|\|D p30PL3 \/\/1LL 533 \/\/|-|@ |

Which is L337 or Leet, I think for AOLIAN:

W3 SHUD JUST WRIET LIEK R KIDS AND B REBLIOS AND STUF!111!111! TAHT WAY W3 CAN D3STROY DA ENGLISH LANGUAEG WHICH SI WAY OVERBLOWN ANYWAY!11!11!1 OMG

...L.o.L

Posted by: Jewel at September 18, 2008 8:22 AM

"\/\/|-|@ \/\/3 5|-|0ULD d0 15 jU57 \/\/R173 1|\| L337, b3(4U53 17'5 5500000 r3B3LL10U5 4|\|D p30PL3 \/\/1LL 533 \/\/|-|@ |

Is it bad I read that without hesitation.


WHAT IS THIS CAPS LOCK FAD/THING?

Posted by: nate at September 18, 2008 8:56 AM

wtf?

I'm sorry, I meant WTF!!!!!!

Posted by: pete at September 18, 2008 11:33 AM

What's a "SOUCE"?

A sauce from France.

Posted by: Yanni.Znaio at September 18, 2008 3:48 PM

ALL YOUR SOUCE BELONG TO US

Posted by: Stittone at September 18, 2008 9:27 PM