September 23, 2008

Stylish Election Accessory: An American Digest Public Service

If you're expecting, as we are all expecting, the post-racial Democrats to get more racist in the coming weeks, we have just the thing for you.

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Print out a bunch of these on card stock and carry them around in case, by expressing even the smallest reservation about the fitness of Barack Obama, you get hit with the R-Bomb. These also come in handy if you misspeak or use a previously racially neutral word that has become racially-charged overnight.

Also, do not forget to take one to the polls in November, where you can trade it for your ballot!


High Resolution PDF HERE

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Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at September 23, 2008 3:14 PM

Many Democrats are voting for Obama in an attempt to gain absolution for America's, and by extension, their "sins".

This may remove their main reason for voting for the guy...

I'm going to print out thousands and drop them from skyscraper windows. It's going to look like the ticker tape parade when John Glenn landed.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at September 23, 2008 5:31 PM

I will print many of these, I am getting tired of the White Liberal Guilt syndrome. What I affectionately call "WLG". This is closely associated with drinking the Obamamessiah Kool Aid it seems.

Posted by: Gunner at September 23, 2008 6:49 PM
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