September 10, 2008

Pervert on Parade: The Voice in the Democrats' Heads

Now I'm no fan of Michael Savage, but I'm coming around to his basic thesis that "Liberalism is a mental disorder" like a kid on a JATO-assisted merry-go-round.

Submitted for your examination, five minutes with one of the creepiest Obamatrons to be found on YouTube. He calls himself, wait for it... freedomanddemocracy, but undoubtedly has some extremely free views about "seshual education."


A scary Uncle Ernie, right? It gets scarier still when you click play.

The voice itself, moist and tongue-sucking, is the first indication we've stumbled into some sort of space that no child should ever be allowed to visit -- even with armed bodyguards. Mark well the cloying pronunciation begins with soft but jarring locutions such as "Turd Point." Then listen as semi-whispering tone and the slow metronomic pace as the strange thoughts struggle up from the sludge of his soul to writhe like erupting tapeworms from his softly flapping tongue.... but I digress.

For those that wonder, "What can possibly be going on in the minds of those Obamatrons," this video lets you listen in to the still, small, and relentlessly soul dead whispers. Be warned that you may not be able to endure the whole five minutes. And I don't blame you. I only went through it three times as a public service.

Within the first 30 seconds of this odd monologue I thought that I might be in the presence of NAMBLAS FOR OBAMA's charman. Now I'm not so sure, but if any parents out there spot this man in their neighborhood, alert the authorities and do not let him near the sandbox. Not even the one used by your cats.

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Ugh. 33 seconds, and I feel like I need a scalding shower. Everything about this guy is utterly repulsive.

Posted by: Julie at September 10, 2008 2:31 PM

Hey, I made it to 45 seconds before I had to shut it down. That guy makes Gollum look fresh and wholesome.

Posted by: Travis at September 10, 2008 3:48 PM

Hah, Hah, I beat all of you! I listened to the whole thing!

But hey, I must be made of sterner stuff. OK, just kidding.

Good God Almighty, what a creepy, ignorant buffoon. What's worse, he actually thinks he knows stuff. He was down on us (he sounds Scandinavian, and I could sense that peculiar sub-Arctic degeneracy coming off of him) on "universal education." Hello? We HAVE universal education, clown-nose! He went on about us not distributing condoms. Does he know which country he's talking about?

His earliest creepy point was about "incest in Alaska." He's talking about the indigenous population that is, tragically, rife with social pathologies, but he doesn't even know this. He thinks it's white trash evangelicals who are screwing each other.

Last thing: his mannerisms are intended to invite a smash to the face if he were in a bar.

Posted by: Roderick Reilly at September 10, 2008 4:31 PM

No wonder Scandanavia has such a high suicide rate. I'd kill myself if I had to be around freaks like that too.

Posted by: Eric Blair at September 10, 2008 5:41 PM

Love to launch a Hellfire missle up his ass.

Posted by: lance de boyle at September 10, 2008 6:36 PM

Hey, man, I made it to 15 seconds! Good thing I've got a whole pack of Marlboros handy! The red pack!

Posted by: Kerry at September 10, 2008 8:11 PM

47 seconds.
Could we just pith him and be done with it?

Posted by: David McKinnis at September 10, 2008 8:14 PM

Pithing? Yes, I think that would do nicely. But we'd want to roll video tape.

Posted by: vanderleun at September 10, 2008 9:39 PM

Turd point summed it up completely for me.

Posted by: Jewel at September 11, 2008 1:42 AM

48 seconds before I started to taste my dinner again. Had to stop to keep it down. Sounds like he's auditioning for NAMBLA poster boy.

Posted by: waltj at September 11, 2008 8:35 AM

Our European ancestors (the ones we left behind)-- so intellectual, so urbane, so informed. Does this guy (?) represent the surfeit of socialism and welcome wagon for Islam that is pushing them to morbidity? Creepy, yes, but as I endured the "full monty" I found him remarkably easy to tune out, as if my subconscious knew instinctively what to do to survive.

Posted by: Hannon at September 11, 2008 9:41 AM

29 seconds

29 seconds of something so foul....

If this is what old Europe has become then they are in need of a good cleansing. Uck.

Posted by: Robohobo at September 11, 2008 2:44 PM

We certainly have our own embarassments on the right---but nothing quite so icky. But this man makes Tommy's Wicked Uncle Ernie look like St. Francis of Assisi.

Posted by: Hubbard at September 11, 2008 6:52 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh what a creepy slimeball -- no wonder we all left Europe!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lola at September 15, 2008 8:48 AM
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