March 9, 2014

Palin Re-Writes Dr. Seuss: 'I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam, I Do Not Like His Health Care Scam

"I have five kids so reading 'Green Eggs And Ham,' over all those years to each one I totally have it memorized especially by the time Trig was born. I had to spice it up a bit. Little Trig, lucky little fella', his bedtime story now it goes something like this.

I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his health-care scam

I do not like these dirty crooks. Or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress feels. I do not like their crony deals.

I do not like this spying man. I do not like, "Oh yes we can."

I do not like this spending spree. We’re smart we know that there’s nothing free.

I do not like reporters’ smug replies; when I complain about their lies

I do not like this kind of hope. And we won't take it nope, nope, nope....

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 9, 2014 12:56 PM
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I seem to recall that the Russian press had a nickname for her during the 2008 campaign--the Huntress. Man, that's badass, that's Metal. This country blew the chance to have someone in the line of succession who belongs in a Frazetta painting, and I can never completely forgive that. Whatever nickname the Russians might have for President Urkel, I'll bet it is never uttered without some derisive laughter.

Posted by: Mike James at March 9, 2014 1:56 PM

The dolts, dastards, and demonizers who quote this acme of American truthfulness will doubtless leave out the word 'this' in "... this Uncle Sam, ..."

The Democrap Partyers, its Master-baiter, and apparatchiks including the spineless Repukeagain Pottyers, are so misbegotten that a special circle in Hell has been set aside for them. The other denizens of that Deep want nothing to do with them.

Posted by: Famously Unknown at March 9, 2014 2:51 PM

I love her.

Posted by: Leslie at March 9, 2014 4:28 PM

Yes, Roger Kimball made me aware of it, the word is "Okhanitsa,' which translates to Huntress,

Posted by: narciso at March 9, 2014 5:44 PM

I heard "circus monkey" is what the Russians call obama.

Posted by: LaZrtx at March 9, 2014 6:50 PM

The great missed opportunity. The country had a chance to put a true outsider right in the heart of the government, and didn't.

Posted by: Eric Blair at March 9, 2014 7:23 PM

What does it matter? In the end, Winston comes to love Big Brother, and the refusenik ends up liking the food choices made for him by his Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Jewel at March 9, 2014 8:45 PM

I don't think Sarah Palin is willing to get thrown off the back of the sleigh a second time.

I do think Leviathan put the blocks to her back in '08. That would conform to the strategy used by the Left to silence our Military top brass and any others deemed influential. figuratively speaking a horse's head in the bed.

Posted by: chasmatic at March 10, 2014 2:41 AM

Grizzly Mama
Fizzly 'Bama
She keeps it simple, keeps it true
He babbles on , craps on, me and you.
Up against the wall, for this forbidden rhyme
Better than buttering up, that shameless slime.

Posted by: Famously Unknown at March 10, 2014 8:41 PM

Love that girl!

Posted by: Will at March 11, 2014 9:51 AM

I think a mongreen crept in to your transcript: should it not read "...when Congress steals,..." ?

Posted by: Richard G at March 11, 2014 8:24 PM