Trump Reaches the Magic Number to Clinch Nomination - Donald Trump reached the number of delegates needed to clinch the Republican nomination for president Thursday, completing an unlikely rise that has upended the political landscape and set the stage for a bitter fall campaign.
Meanwhile, back at the Kristol Palace, previously headquarters of #NeverTrump many could be seen taking the #EverTrump pledge.
1. We admitted we were powerless over Trump—that our #NeverTrumping had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Trump greater than ourselves could restore us to #EverTrumping.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Trump as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our articles and other blatherings of #NeverTrump.
5. Admitted to Trump, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our #NeverTrump crimethink.
6. Were entirely ready to have Trump remove all these defective clots of #NeverTrump blather and spew.
7. Humbly asked Trump to remove our brainless blatherings about Trump, aka evil-Satan, proto-Hitler, serial-liar, neocon-defier, blathering buffoon, smasher of little old lady and little old man homesteads on the blasted heaths of Scotland and somewhere else in America (that rat bastard!) and all around Anti-Christ if we believed in Christ as the anti-Anti-Christ in the first place.
8. Made a list of all #EverTrumpers we had harmed and alienated, and became willing to restore their previously trolling and just plain wrong and stupidhead comments about the purity of #NeverTrump.
9. Gave direct bootlickings to #EverTrumpers except when to do so would amuse them or other #EverTrumpers too much.
10. Continued to take a personal inventory of my brain that told me Trump would never happen and promptly admitted new #NeverTrump wrongthink when it just popped into my brainpan.
11. Sought through doorbelling and lawnsign placement to improve our conscious contact with Trump as we understood Trump, prostalitizing only to get out the vote for Trump as Trump gives us the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message of #EverTrump to all remaining #NeverTrumps, and to practice the #EverTrump in all our affairs.
Just the laugh I needed this morning. Thanks. Oh. Love the pic from Wedge Action on the sidebar. One of my faves on FB.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at May 26, 2016 9:32 AMTrump, for the win. Hillary has votes, and delegates. But, fuuuuuuuh what a loser. This will be fun to watch.
Posted by: Casey Klahn at May 26, 2016 4:27 PMYou know...I'm starting to think that this Trump fellow might actually be serious about tihs.
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at May 26, 2016 5:40 PMI'll live with a Trumpian Victory, just so long as it results in the utter demise of the Clinton Crime Syndicate.
Would that it would do the same for the present occupant of the Oval Office, but that, all in due time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
There is, in Trump victory, some hope that the neocon filth who have destroyed the country might finally be removed.
Posted by: Bill Jones at May 26, 2016 8:34 PMNot. Enough. Popcorn.
The question I have is who do the Dems draft before the convention?
Posted by: TmjUtah at May 26, 2016 10:23 PMIf the Donald was dirty in any way, he would be chopped liver by now. The facts are increasingly clear, truth is the guy is pretty much a very flamboyant accomplished intelligent man who has made a literal fortune due to others underestimating the power of his honesty, perseverance, and charisma. And the guy has an abundance of all three. If he didn't, no way he would have survived, never mind thrived, the shark tank of one world order gate keepers and state kleptocrats. Trump hasn't jumped the sharks, he is using them as a doormat. In fact, the guy looks like he is on vacation having the time of his life. Even Rony Raygun didn't make becoming president look so easy. And that right there is a hard act to beat. Some people are real natural born honest to god winners with a midas touch. They truly spread the wealth around. Because they understand unfettered economic freedom lifts all boats, that the only limits are those you place upon yourself and take your knocks like a man, learn, and move on. The Right Stuff. The kind of leaders who understand winning is THE only option. They don't loose, because they never allow themselves to be in the position where they can not win to begin with. "They" didn't see Trump coming, because none of the the idiots running the clown show have ever seen anyone like Trump. They loose. That is the kind of guy I want as my president.
Posted by: Doug at May 27, 2016 5:25 AM
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