July 2, 2015

My Lazy Remington Shotgun

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"Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12 gauge semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway. I put 9 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

"While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

"After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.

"Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

"I must be in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

"The United States is third in Murders throughout the World. But if you take out just four cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington, DC and New Orleans, the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for Murders! These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U. S. All four of these cities are controlled by Democrats. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - right?

"Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat."

[A note found in my email]

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 2, 2015 8:54 AM
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Point to the fact of those 4 big cities and the libtards blow all their circuits simultaneously and start sputtering insults at you.

Speak to them in an intelligent adult manner, children that they are, and they simply cannot handle it.

Currently the children are in charge and this fact is reflected in almost everything you see. But the day is coming when daddy is gonna get up out of his chair and wail some asses but good.

In the real world this will amount to millions of heads blown clear off because when a child grows up to be an adult and still has the mental capacity of a child there is no cure. All that can be done is mass extermination, or banishment to distant lands somewhere.

80 million in the first 30 days.

The burnoff will be glorious.

The problem for the rest of us is, what do you do with all the bodies? Feed the sharks and orcas?

Posted by: ghostsniper at July 2, 2015 10:43 AM

The people in the 4 cities are also pretty much the same type of people who commit a majority of murders in Britain, what a coincidence.

Posted by: thud at July 2, 2015 1:25 PM

The first person that says, "Use them as fertilizer.", gets punched right in the face, twice.

I don't want that shit contaminating my food, haven't you heard the thing about, "You are what you eat."?

Grind em up, dehydrate em, compact the powder, load em into a rocket on a one way trip to the sun.

Posted by: ghostsniper at July 2, 2015 1:46 PM

I'm on your page. Interesting though that the word 'extermination' is being used by Conservatives.

Larry Grathwohl, FBI plant, said that Weathermen used that word in relation to re-education of recalcitrant Conservatives (for those that would not be re-educated). Muslims want to exterminate Christians etc who will not submit.

So there are large groups of people who are thinking along the same lines. Bodes ill. Just have to remember, though it's hard, that the war is spiritual, not flesh and blood.

Posted by: mike richards at July 2, 2015 9:03 PM

"If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting".
-Curtis LeMay

Posted by: chasmatic at July 2, 2015 9:23 PM

Paraphrased "We have them right where we want them. We are surrounded so we can fire in all directions!" - Chesty Puller

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at July 3, 2015 6:57 AM

I have never claimed to be a Conservative but have on many occasions claimed to be conservative, and extremely so. Notice the capitalization.

What's yours I cannot have without your consent and verse vicea.

If the world lived by that one "rule" 99% of the problems would vanish instantly.

It's not their *fighting* I detest Chas, it is their notions. When it comes to sojerin' up they haven't a chance and they know it, so they use the big hammer of democracy/gov't. Greasy little cowards that they are.

Posted by: ghostsniper at July 3, 2015 7:39 AM

As entertaining as this is, it is bogus.

The murder rate in the USA is 4.7 per 100,000. This puts us right in the middle (#109) of a list of 218 countries that has a median of 4.75 and and a mean of 8.64. So the USA murder rate is completely unexceptional (though it is high for a 1st world country).

If you take out the murders in Chicago (422), Detroit (322), New Orleans (155), and Washington DC (103), this would make the murder rate 4.25 and move us up (less murders) to position #102, about equal to the murder rate in Cuba.

Posted by: Paul Homchick at July 3, 2015 5:21 PM

If you want to continue the analysis, take out the murders in the top 10 cities (for 2013, these amounted to 2,438 out of 14,196 nationwide, per the FBI's statistics), the rate then drops to about 3.71 per 100,000, on par with Chile and lower than Latvia or Estonia. The country that recorded the most murders in 2012 was Brazil, with over 57,000 (a rate of 29 per 100,000). The country with the highest rate was Honduras, with 79 murders per 100,000 people, for a total of 6,757 in 2013. Thus, a country that has 1/40th of the US' population has more than half as many murders. This actually represented a drop in the rate from 87 per 100,000 in 2011. And lest you think the US is getting worse in terms of murders, our rate was 10.2 in 1980, so our rate is less than half that now. Bottom line: don't believe the b.s. the libtards tell you about all the "gun violence" in the the US. In the overwhelming majority of the US, it just isn't true.

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