Miss Fluke, Do You Swear to Be the Slut, the Whole Slut, And Nothing But the Slut, So Help You Obama? @ AMERICAN DIGEST

March 5, 2012

Miss Fluke, Do You Swear to Be the Slut, the Whole Slut, And Nothing But the Slut, So Help You Obama?

Ms Fluke testifies on problems discovered during her participation in last year's slutwalks.

In which conservatives and Republicans are played once again:

"Rather belatedly, we are becoming aware that this supposedly typical Georgetown coed is not very typical at all:
[B]irth control is not all that Ms. Fluke believes private health insurance must cover. She also, apparently, believes that it is discrimination deserving of legal action if âgender reassignmentâ surgeries are not covered by employer provided health insurance. She makes these views clear in an article she co-edited with Karen Hu in the Georgetown Journal of Gender and the Law.The title of the article . . . is "Employment Discrimination Against LGBTQ Persons" and was published in the Journal's 2011 Annual Review. Here’s one brief quote from the article:
Transgender persons wishing to undergo the gender reassignment process frequently face heterosexist employer health insurance policies that label the surgery as cosmetic or medically unnecessary and therefore uncovered.
-- Sandra Fluke Argued for Mandatory Coverage for Sex-Change Surgery : The Other McCain

And now.... this...

ANDREA MITCHELL: So, a phone call from the President of the United States!

SANDRA FLUKE: I know!

ANDREA MITCHELL: What was that like, Sandra?

SANDRA: (blushing) Oh, I was so embarrassed!

ANDREA MITCHELL: Why would you be embarrassed?

SANDRA: Well, I was having sex and when I answered my cell phone!

ANDREA MITCHELL: You were having sex in the green room?

SANDRA: I know, probably not a good idea huh?

ANDREA MITCHELL: Who... uh, with who?

SANDRA: Some cleaning guy. He said he had some birth control and offered to share with me.

ANDREA MITCHELL: You had sex with our custodian because he had birth control?

SANDRA: Do you have any idea how difficult it is for a woman to get that stuff?

ANDREA MITCHELL: (coughs self consciously) So what did the President, uh, have to say?

SANDRA: Oh, he was so sweet. He was worried that his call may have interfered with me reaching an orgasm.

ANDREA MITCHELL: President Obama was worried …

SANDRA: I assured him I’d had a couple of awesome ones before he called and that my needs had been met. He said he was happy for me.

Sandra Fluke: I Was Having Sex When President Obama Called Me | The DAILY RASH

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 5, 2012 5:29 PM

We are in the middle of one of those Big Lies that we were told are typical of totalitarian states. Lies like “We have always been at war with Oceana.” Can you remember when Liberals were telling us to keep our prying eyes out of their bedroom? Today the Big Lie is that the Right is threatening to take The Pill away from women.

The opposite is actually the truth. We are being invited into their bedrooms, or at least our wallets are, so that we can pay for their pills, their condoms and their “morning after” pills. Well, ladies, please keep your vaginas out of my sight and out of my wallet.

Posted by: Moneyrunner at March 6, 2012 6:17 PM

Fluke is a fittingly frumpy No-Daddy spokes-gurl for the jackass vanguard who're pimping her stuff -such as it is- in a similarly fake hearing...Only with 200% less sex appeal and considerably more comfortable shoes (IYKWIMAITYD) than Danica sports.

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Posted by: Anti-Mahr at March 9, 2012 2:31 PM

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"Is this how far we've come as a society where Sandra Fluke with her crusade for free-fucking has become the Rosa Parks of our time?"

If that's the case, we are all well and truly screwed - no pun intended...

Posted by: newton at March 5, 2012 10:05 PM

Somehow I don't think Sandra Fluke would be embarrassed about taking a phone call during sex. By her own admission, she uses so much birth control every year, it would be difficult to contact her when she's not in the middle of a sex act.

Posted by: RandomThoughts at March 5, 2012 10:36 PM

And this demonstrates what the future holds - all medications and procedures will be mandated based on the ability of advocacy groups to lobby Congress and agencies.

Sense, cost, and medical necessity be damned, there is graft to be done and hobby-horses to be ridden!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 6, 2012 8:17 AM

Her undergraduate major was Gender Studies. That's all she knows; she went to law school to prepare to run for elective office. She'll get elected and legislate gender stuff for the next 50 years.

Posted by: Gloria at March 6, 2012 10:45 AM

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. Oh, yea, she is a fluke (a/k/a flounder-a fish that lies flat and gets stabbed).

How many times do you think this radical, leftist bitch cries "rape!" after sex? I mean just rape, not "rape-rape."

Posted by: dlsada at March 6, 2012 12:12 PM

fully agree with norm. sarah looks suspiciously transy. as for that $3000 contraceptive figure tossed out to the committee of fools naive enough to listen, it's a taxpayer shakedown since the true cost is waaaay lower and someone is looking to pocket the difference.

Posted by: howardfrombroward at March 6, 2012 1:50 PM

Remember, this is not about contraception or reproductive health or any kind of health. This is about breaking the private insurance providers. This is about breaking the system to force us on to single-payer socialized Obamacare, much like energy rates necessarily skyrocketing is meant to force us on to Green Energy.

Posted by: RedCarolina at March 6, 2012 7:18 PM

I'm surprised she doesn't write off her BC as an educational expense -- after all, she's going into a profession dedicated to screwing people...

And BTW, what self-respecting male would want to sleep with such a self-righteous, castrating feminist fanatic? You'd have to check your junk afterwards to make sure it hadn't been cut off...

Posted by: Dr Bob at March 7, 2012 9:36 AM