Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this global warming prediction what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Climate Change Special...What's, uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's stopped, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...it’s his hiatus.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a when a prediction is dead wrong when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no it’s not wrong, it’s, it’s a hiatus! Remarkable prediction, Climate Change, idn'it, ay? Predicts everything, higher temperatures, lower temperatures, droughts, floods, hurricanes, even good weather!
Mr. Praline: The Climate don't enter into it. It's stone wrong.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's hiatin’!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's hiatin', I'll see if he will change! (shouting at the “warmers”) 'Ello, Mister Warmer! I've got some great new federal grants for you if you show...
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