An item in my RSS feed that vanished on the site it came from:
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election."On one side, you have a b*tch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a b*tch who is a lawyer.
"On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
"Is there a contest here?"
Update: Originally seen at The Anchoress.
Posted by Vanderleun at April 22, 2008 1:53 PM | TrackBackEventually the truth always comes to the surface to be nit-picked, but in this case, there isn't any argument.
Posted by: Fish at April 22, 2008 2:35 PM"a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship."
Is that a criticism? Sounds like the American dream to me. Where is the problem?
Posted by: Fat Man at April 22, 2008 8:21 PMIndeed there is no choice here. As Ben Franklin remarked, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. The "war hero" part is just a message from God to the voters about the intentions and tenacity of the Jihad.
BTW, Mrs. McCain is not only a voluptuous "man's woman." She is a true Southern-style shitkicker woman's woman, too, and would no doubt turn in a Barbara Bush-class performance as First Lady.
Pennsylvania gave us all a gift today, with the recharging of the Clinton battery pack. Now the delicious Democratic Party backstreet brawl will carry on for at least another six weeks while John and Cindy rest up and the vast right wing conspiracy accquires more campaign ammo.
Is this a great country or what?
Posted by: Askmom at April 22, 2008 10:00 PMLeave it to some anonymous Danish wag to instantly render every political pundit in North America irrelevant. The cartoon with the fan and vacuum just adds to the presentation.
Posted by: Mike Anderson at April 23, 2008 7:17 AMDon't forget that his wife is also eighteen years his junior. Score!
Posted by: geb4000 at April 23, 2008 12:17 PMI want to know the site that came from, dammit.
Posted by: Sam_S at April 25, 2008 7:28 AMTurns out it was The Anchoress.
Posted by: vanderleun at April 25, 2008 8:25 AM"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated to combat spam and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.