November 20, 2010

Democrats to America: "Fuck you pay me"

There's no sorer loser than a Democrat and the recent election created a bumper crop of sore losers. Their reaction to America's overwhelming vote of no-confidence in their confidence scheme? To screw America right up until the very last moment.

Now it seems as if, in their rush to get the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" done before they lose their power, the current congress can't seem to get around to extending the tax cuts, getting two trillion dollars off the sidelines, and bringing jobs back to America.

It's enough to make one regret that tar, feathers and riding out of town on a rail has gone out of fashion.

And they still have a lot of chumps on their side. People still dumb enough and depraved enough to warrant shaming and shunning by all right thinking Americans whenever they show their face and open their mouths.

What a bunch of chumps these morons who voted Obama and the Crimocrats into power turned out to be. And now all those chumps (along with the rest of us who had to endure their bullshit) are about to feel the Government's teeth clamp onto their buttocks and chew through to their esophagus. In the hope and change era of their crack-pipe dreams, government seem like a solution, the ultimate solution. They forgot the previous meaning of "ultimate solution."

The con that's still unfolding in Washington reminds me of that scene in Goodfellas where a desperate businessman, looking for hope and change in his fortunes, makes a deal with a known mobster. It went something like this:


Government said, You run the joint. Maybe I'll try to help you.

And the chumps agreed, God bless you, Government. You've always been fair with me.

Now the chumps have got everyone the Government as a partner. Any problems, they goes to the Government. Trouble with a bill, to the Government. Trouble with jobs, liquidity, healthcare, he calls the Government.

But now the chumps have to pay the Government... every week no matter what.

"Business bad? Fuck you, pay me.

Had a fire? Fuck you, pay me."

"The place got hit by lightning? Fuck you, pay me."

Also, the Government could do anything. Like run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not? Nobody will pay for it anyway.

Take deliveries at the front door and sell it out the back at a discount.

Take a case of booze and sell it.

It doesn't matter. It's all profit.

Then finally, when there's nothing left... when you can't borrow
another buck from the Chinese... you bust the joint out.

You light a match.


Posted by Vanderleun at November 20, 2010 1:14 PM
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light a match indeed.

Posted by: pdwalker at November 20, 2010 3:24 PM

In an act of final desperation, we then turned to a rival gang, the Republicans, for protection against the Government. We waited anxiously for their turn to take office. Their first words after being sworn in: Fuck you, pay me.

Posted by: willis at November 21, 2010 6:46 AM

Then, in the final final act of desperation, we turned to the Tea Party, who's first words after being sworn in were "Fuck you, pay us back." :-P

Posted by: Peter Buxton at November 21, 2010 7:23 AM
"It's enough to make one regret that tar, feathers and riding out of town on a rail has gone out of fashion."

If polyester leisure suits can come back, anything can.

Posted by: McGehee at November 21, 2010 7:43 AM

I assume you will be following your own rules... and ... delete the entire post ... as exceeding the obscenity ... illogical ... stupidity limits of normal people ...

Posted by: toes192 at November 21, 2010 11:29 AM

btw... May (my wife) and I both held our noses and voted for Joe Miller ... (twice)... I believe that qualifies for stupid as well ...

Posted by: toes192 at November 21, 2010 11:31 AM

This post is one of the most stupid collections of words I have ever had the misfortune of reading.

[Thank you! Come again when you have less time.]

Posted by: Dave at November 21, 2010 1:08 PM

Old joke:

Q: "What's the difference between the Mafia and the U.S. Government?"

A: "The Mafia a) actually means what it says and b) it efficiently delivers genuine services after it extorts money from you."

Posted by: MarkJ at November 21, 2010 2:52 PM

Letting the "free market" do what it wants is pretty much a recipe for catastrophe, too.

Basically, government sucks to the extent that it can be corrupted - and it's gotten to an intolerable level. Historically, there has always been the same, violent and bloody, solution.

The next 20 years will be very interesting (in the Chinese proverb sense).

Posted by: AC at November 21, 2010 3:16 PM

Democrats: "Fuck you, pay me."
The rest of us: "Pay you? Fuck me!"

Posted by: Rich Fader at November 21, 2010 3:57 PM

I'm with McGehee. The local rental place has a portable propane-fired tar trailer that will heat enough to do 400 square feet. Of course, we'd have to run several batches....

Posted by: Swen Swenson at November 21, 2010 4:02 PM

This is especially true for VAT! (Federal sales tax)

Posted by: Fred Fry at November 21, 2010 6:01 PM

get a life, politics is for addicts of homoerotic material

Posted by: bob at June 26, 2011 11:03 AM
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