October 1, 2011

"Abandoning Hope For Post-It Notes On The Frig, Michael Kinsley Now Sending Coded Messages To His Tubby Wife In The Newspapers"

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Mrs. Michael Kinsley aka Patty Stonesifer

"Look, I’m sorry, but New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie cannot be president: He is just too fat." -- Michael Kinsley | The Rumford Meteor

And when he gets home his wife says, "You know, you've got to sleep sometime. Pass the cheesecake, dear."

Posted by Vanderleun at October 1, 2011 5:04 PM
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She may be a chubby, but, she was a long time executive at Microsoft, and is most likely, quite wealthy.

"First, I look at the purse."

Posted by: Fat Man at October 1, 2011 10:04 PM

Which came first, the fat wife or the asshole husband? Or does it even matter? Does fat only matter where potential Republican presidential nominees are concerned? If it is acceptable for us to have a nicotine-addicted president who appoints a heifer as his Surgeon General and gives his bbq rib addicted wife free rein as the National Food Nazi, then I think Chris Christie, who is practically being drafted, can be president.

Posted by: RedCarolina at October 2, 2011 4:03 AM

Bring back Taft!

Posted by: Peccable at October 2, 2011 4:39 AM

Hmmmm....shouldn't the word be 'fridge' instead of 'frig', or am I missing something?

Posted by: j_in-Texas at October 2, 2011 8:42 AM

Maybe that's his wife's nick name.

Posted by: Jewel at October 2, 2011 9:49 AM

Yes, but ugly goes all the way through.

Posted by: Casca at October 2, 2011 5:56 PM

I'm with Peccable. Taft was fatter than Christie, and, frankly, was an even better president than Christie would be, notwithstanding that Christie would be light years better than the Urkleprompter-in-Chief.

Taft was President when men were men and women liked it that way. People were allowed to invent thing, make huge money off of those inventions, and keep the money. Yes, bring back Taft.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at October 3, 2011 1:46 PM