October 28, 2007

Hillary. Because.

Hillary45.jpgMorgan @ House of Eratosthenes has been working overtime to give you 25 reasons to vote for Hillary. Masterful. I may just have to reconsider my default Hillary position...

"No condom thick enough."

Vote for Hillary....

1. She's superior to you.

2. Or else you're a male chauvinist pig.

3. We need a President who is condescending and cranky ALL THE TIME.

4. It's alright, she isn't really a woman you know.

5. Because wives who make their husbands unhappy deserve representation, too.

6. She can find a villain in any issue. Any issue. Any at all. Just watch her.

7. We've tolerated capitalism and free enterprise long enough.

8. It's not like she's the one who cheated on Bill ... so far as we know.

9. Isn't it time we lost that unfashionable, out-of-style right to bear arms?

10. So John Paul Stevens can give Rosie "fire doesn't melt steel" O'Donnell his seat.

11. So we can punish all the rich people. For being rich. Except her, of course. And George Soros.

12. And no one will ever accuse you of sexism again. Ever. Well, for about thirty seconds.

13. Because it isn't fascism when women do it.

14. Because that other guy is kinda-sorta black ... and the OTHER guy is kinda-sorta gay ... we don't need that.

15. She's just supposed to be President. C'mon, everybody knows it. It's hers. Give it to her!

He's got the rest of your reasons RIGHT HERE!

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Posted by Vanderleun at October 28, 2007 6:21 PM | TrackBack
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

After mistakenly tuning into the MSLSD debate just at the moment Russert asked the UFO Queston of Kuscinich, I am convinced that their is not a complete brain among the entire Dimocrat field including Hillary. What was that answer she gave about the NY Drivers licenses, she said three different things in the space of 60 seconds and all were contradictory. I am from New York and this Driver License snafu by Spitzer has been front page or close to it news for 3 weeks. What is with her? It is amazing how I had the priviledge of hearing Rudy speak on Monday night to a small group of 100 in New Canaan CT and all his answers to all the questions were clear, consise and what he believed whether you agreed with him or not. This cannot be said for the Dimocrats that is for sure -- the ultimate was the "Lightning Round " 60+ seconds of Generalized Socialist platitudes from all of them and one worse then the next. God save us from the Dimocrat Party!!
God Bless America - We are going to need it
Griff

Posted by: John Griffin at October 31, 2007 5:34 AM

John,
Privilege, NOT privilidge. If you are going to try to sound intelligent, at least learn to spell. Yes, I know Dimocrat was on purpose.

Posted by: Pattyann at November 2, 2007 5:32 AM
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