September 21, 2007

UnCooler News

One fawse move, Iran Syria faw down go boom: Israel on alert for most sacred Jewish day

Kathy Griffin, career cratering, snags last surviving clueless Silcon Valley millionaire. Griffin and Wozniak Engaged Griffin -- "The thing is he doesn't realize that I am the brains of the operation and he is like some dumb bimbo that I picked up!"

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Make that "two dumb bimbos."

The "Like I give a shit" item of the week: The netroots are hopping mad over the Senate's vote to condemn MoveOn's 'Gen. Betray Us' ad.

Best reason to vote Thompson yet: In the Fred Thompson administration, there will be no need for the leaders of terrorist states to visit Ground Zero; Ground Zero will be wherever they live. So far, no other candidate can make that claim!

Crittenden helps Hamas TV with its pop lyrics: Hamas, Hamas, the apple of my eye! We destroy the Merkava!" That kind of thing. Coming out of the beseiged, isolated rubble of Gaza, with considerably more Fatah and Hamas blood than Israeli blood pooled in its gutters, is odious but a little ridiculous. Try "Hamas, Hamas, squashed grape of Araby!"

Cheaper tacos for Oregon. Press1 for fish. 2 for dog: Wouldn't it be great if this could stop being America and be Mexico instead? You don't think so? The moonbats running public schools in Oregon sure do.

Bloggers Question Authenticity of Rather Lawsuit -- ScrappleFace

He's got the balls to say what you're thinking. The Guy from Boston is back, baby. See if you can guess the company he's talking about before he tells you. I guess the Post Office. I was wrong.

[HT: The brilliantly named and even more brilliantly executed Maggie's Farm Speaking of which, do not miss their rant-o-the-week: Big Soap, Big Tractor, medical insurance, and future industry take-over targets of the Left - Maggie's Farm]

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Posted by: Charles Croninger at September 21, 2007 7:18 PM

Thanks for your very kind words about Maggie's.

Posted by: Bird Dog at September 22, 2007 4:36 AM

"Israel on alert for most sacred Jewish day"

Isn't it interesting how we're not supposed to attack Muslim terrorists on Muslim "holy days", and we're not even supposed to fire on mosques when they're being used to fire on us, lest we offend the tender sensibilities of those poor Muslims? And yet Mulims take a special delight in bombing churches and synagogues, and killing infidels while they are celebrating their most holy days? Now, I'm sure that some Useful Idiot will argue that the ones perpetrating these evil acts are only a small minority of the Religion of Peace, but I ask you: Have you EVER seen reports of Muslims protesting such attacks? No. Never happens. Because such evil does not offend them.

Posted by: pst314 at September 22, 2007 6:29 PM
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