July 27, 2007

Lindsay's Explanation

A New Low in "That's My Story and I'm Sticking to It: Lindsay Lohan Says Pants With Cocaine Were Not Hers

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What Ever Happened To: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan died at the age of 32 from cirrhosis of the liver with additional complications. She spent the last three years of her life living on LA city streets, caging for drinks and performing sex acts for spare change. Her autopsy noted that her brain had shrunk to half its original size thanks to alcohol and cocaine abuse. Prior to becoming homeless she was in and out of hospitals and rehab facilities, which quickly used up her financial resources. When they were gone she was left without medical care.

It was the deaths of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton (disowned and disinherited by her parents) to alcoholism, drug abuse, and lack of medical attention that led to the passing of medical intervention laws regarding abuse of drugs by young people. This reversing decades of false civil rights activism regarding destructive personalities. It also led to insurance reform legislation which ended the power of insurance companies over medical treatment.

Since then the constitutionality of medical intervention legislation has been upheld, and such legislation has been expanded to mental illness, infectious diseases, and physical disabilities.

Lindsey Lohan was cremated and her ashes scattered at the LA County courthouse rose garden. she weighed 70 pounds at the time of her death.

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at July 27, 2007 7:56 PM

Might explain why Frederic von Anhalt (that's Prince Frederic to you) was found pantsless in his car-- someone wanted to frame Lindsay Lohan. "Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who made headlines earlier this year when he claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, said Friday he was stripped, robbed and left naked in his Rolls-Royce by three women."

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8QL72L01&show_article=1&cat=0

Posted by: Connecticut Yankee at July 28, 2007 10:04 AM
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