July 25, 2007

The Answer to ALL Your Road Rage Needs

Perhaps you've read about the vandalized SUV: "Vandals Batter D.C. Man's SUV, Slash Its Tires and Scratch In an Eco Note." As usual there's an fix for such things and this is it. Remember: "Tools. Not Rules."

(Tech Spec for the Dillon Aero M134D Gatling Gun Here. Be sure to order the 4,400 Round Magazine accessory.)

But if you are of a kinder, gentler nature when it comes to handling your demented fellow citizens, you might consider this: Okay, This Paintball Thing Has Gone Far Enough @ AMERICAN DIGEST

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Posted by Vanderleun at July 25, 2007 9:41 AM | TrackBack
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

Perhaps the owner may eventually get the message - that unless you actually need such a vehicle, owning and using one is grossly antisocial and wasteful, and regarded as such by his neighbours? And of course he is doing his bit for terrorist financing. Or perhaps not, at the moment, since the vehicle is presumably off the road.

Perhaps I ought to mention that pedestrians involved in a collision with such a monstrosity are many times more likely to die than those run into by a smaller vehicle? Oh, sorry, I forgot - in America pedestrians are the dirt under your tyres, and this guy probably doesn't care that he might kill someone to make him feel more manly.

Expect more of this sort of thing; though I favour, above that sort of direct action, large increases in vehicle fuel tax and special sales taxes on vehicles with more than a certain size of engine or higher than some set gasoline consumption. (Sure you can have a metal genitalia-substitute, but you are going to really pay for it.)

Posted by: Fletcher Christian at July 26, 2007 2:49 PM

Winston Smith, call your service. "Fletcher", the NHS called and advises you to take your medication only as directed.

Posted by: StephenB at July 26, 2007 6:26 PM
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