Valerie Plame: All-American Wife
On the first day of the trial of Lewis Libby for a specious crime that was all that could be scraped out of an abortive investigatoon, we turn to the trusty headline writers of the New York Times newsroom daisy chain for: Trial Is Set to Begin for Former Cheney Adviser. The Church Lady in our soul says, "Well, isn't that spe-cial." The keyword is, of course, "Cheney." But you already spotted that.
There's still a chance for justice. Even more, there's a chance for turning this raging bore of a trial into real entertainment.Mike Nifong, the Duke Rape Bozocutor, has kicked himself to the curb so let's bring him in. After all, now that Patrick J. Fitzgerald, once know as "top federal prosecutor in Chicago," has disgraced himself and his office, it can only go lower with Nifong in first chair.
With Nifong, the nation can at long last not know the truth about the whole Valerie Plame Affair. After all, if it was an affair there should be some evidence of such. So can we not know, once and for all, if the Federal investigooners in this matter found any traces of Robert Novak's, Karl Rove's, Lewis Libby's, Vice-President Cheney's, or "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's" DNA on Valerie Plame?
Nifong could get CSI's Gil Grissom and his team to whip out multiple spray bottles, wet Valerie down, then scan her with those orange shielded tactical flashlights left over from "The X-Files." We'd soon see a bunch of luminous traces from all those who have for years been playing the Plame Game. A DNA festival, you can be sure.
You can also be damned sure you won't just find the faded DNA of dry old Joe Wilson. Not for a clandestine CIA honey-pot like Valerie Plame. Move over, Fitzgerald, it's time to let Mike Nifong bang this gong.
Posted by Vanderleun at January 16, 2007 8:43 PM | TrackBackGerard, ROFL. Thanks.
Posted by: Jimmy J. at January 16, 2007 9:34 PM"...a specious crime that was all that could be scraped out of an abortive investigatoon..."
Oh, for a moment there I thought this was a post about the Clinton impeachment. But then that involved a lie about a deeply serious blow job, not some frivolous matter like national security.
Pinheads...
Posted by: A Hermit at January 18, 2007 8:25 AMPlame has been confirmed to have been working, under cover, on WMD tracking in both Iraq and Iran.
It's always fun to see you guys twist yourselves in knots trying to defend her outing.
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