September 14, 2004

Michael Moore Takes It Off

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Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Burger King?

IN WHAT HAS TO BE A BLOW TO CATTLE FUTURES THE WORLD OVER, Michael Moore has evidently decided to diet like a demented Orca. Yes, according to an eyewitness report, the teeteringly obese Fict-u-mentary maker was seen nursing a pathetic salad this noon at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa at the Turnberry Isle Yacht Club in Aventura, Florida.

It would seem that the self-loathing Mr. Moore has decided to live after all. He just won't be, well, living as large.

Of course, even Pritikin cannot triumph of all eating disorders and with Moore they just may have bitten off more than he can chew.

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