The Men's Room Attendent at the Times Square McDonalds

YOU SAY 'BUT.. BUT... THERE'S NO SUCH THING.' WE SAY, 'THERE IS NOW.' -- Mission: McDonald's Bathroom Attendant [Illustrated with a movie too.]

Evelyn, the female employee, must have alerted the management. A gentleman wearing a tie entered just as Simmons was explaining the McDonalds philosophy to a customer, "We don't want to be a part of the same fast food culture as everyone else. McDonalds is the biggest, the best, and this is Broadway!"

The manager enters

The manager didn't know how to respond. He stuttered for a moment and finally burst out with "Y-Y-You don't have any authorization to do this."

"Yes, I do," Simmons responded. "I'm Todd. I'm from the corporate office."

The Manager shook his head and gave his name, Ted. "This is part of a special promotion. They didn't send you a memo or a fax?"

Manager: "I'll call. They didn't tell me anything about this. Lemme call."
Agent Simmons: "We started in Akron, Ohio and the Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon."
Manager: "You're sure you're in the right McDonalds?"
Agent Simmons: "I hope so. I sure hope so!"
Manager: "No problem."

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