June 18, 2004

I AM GOREGAR! HEAR ME ROAR.

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OUR MEDIA MOLES AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY have recently sent us the soundtrack for the upcoming commercial featuring Al Gore and some of the remarks he plans to make at the The MoveOn National MeetUp in Boston (Otherwise known as "The Democratic National Convention"). The visuals have been sent back for some retouching but we did get the still above as an attached file.

The MP3 sound file is at the link below. Here's our transcript:

ME GOREGAR. ME SPEAK. HEAR ME. FEEL MY POWER!

Goregar speaks.

Goregar speaks of the ultimate challange, of untold mystery, of the Kerry candidacy and the Clinton Restoration. Goregar ...speaks ... to you.

ME GOREGAR. ME LIVE.

The voice of Goregar speaks of a first, of a .... breakthrough, of a feat that will never again know the same significance. Because Goregar speaks. Goregar is the first and only talking version of Al Gore.

ME GOREGAR. BEAT ME.

The mighty words of Goregar thunder echoing throughout the Democratic Party and the message is strong and clear: With the advent of Goregar it is no longer Democrat versus Republican, but Humans versus Monsters.

ME GOREGAR. SEE ME. HEAR ME.

Goregar speaks of a whole new dimension of politics, of tantalizing excitement and irresistable appeal, of new electoral vote level that have only previously been imagined. Goregar speaks of supremacy --- of a magic that could be created only by a monster that speaks -- only by a monster with a pulsating , beating spleen that fills and pounds with excitement, that urges bash on with every beat, of a monster that comes alive with each Abu Garhib Polaroid.

ME GOREGAR. ME GOT YOU. ME NOT... LET... GO. BEAT GOREGAR.

Goregar's words speak of challenge, of a challenge that cannot be denied.

ME GOREGAR. HEAR ME. MY... WORDS... ARE.... FOR... YOU.


Hear Goregar now at the place where: Goregar Speaks

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ME GOREGAR. ME...FEEL...YOUR...PAIN. NO, WAIT...THAT...NOT...GOREGAR. HERE. TRY...THIS...INSTEAD: ME GOREGAR. ME...WEAR...EARTH...TONES...

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