EXCLUSIVE TO AMERICAN DIGEST
In the wake of the National Guard document dynamite of yesterday, and Dan Rather's assertion that those documents were genuine, CBS New has gone on the offensive against its critics and released the following document that establishes the role of George Bush and Karl Rove in launching, creating and sustaining the John Kerry for President campaign:
Click for enlarged forensic sized view in Times New Roman -- kerned
A highly placed source sitting right next to the paper shredder of CBS anchor Dan Rather confirmed to American Digest that this document had been reviewed and vetted by several "highly respected" document verification "experts."
"Not only that," the anonymous source confirmed, "we've compared the signature of George Bush to the Christmas card we got from the President and First Lady in 2002 and they are in every respect identical.
"The implications for national security, the integrity of our elections, the future of western civilization and life as we know it on the Planet Earth are catastrophic," he continued.
"While we could accept the fact that George Bush was a creature of Karl Rove, the revelation that John Kerry is as well is earthshaking to say the least."
Developing....
Posted by Vanderleun at September 10, 2004 12:19 PM | TrackBackGreat parody!
Posted by: applesweet at September 10, 2004 3:17 PMDanny Boy, Look what I found.
Last Will and Testament
I, Howard Hughes, of sound mind hereby give all my worldly posessions to Bonzo.
Howard Hughes
OT: Have some fun. Enter this competition LOL What will they come up with next?
Posted by: Bonzo at September 10, 2004 4:04 PMGerard, the difference here is that the average DU reader already assumes that was Shrubby McBushitler's plan all along...
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