KICK IT UP A NOTCH: Forget about those faxed-in "Letters to the Editor."Enough with the emailed "Report-A-Scam" yucks to CBS News. Those thrreatening letters to the sponsors of 60 Minutes? Ditch 'em.
Instead, pull out those credit cards and prepare to bury Dan Rather's offices at Black Rock with hundreds of The Godfather horse head prop pillows!
CATALOG COPY: A custom severed horse head pillow that is actually quite comfortable to sleep on, albeit a tad on the south side of morbid. A great conversation piece for the film buff who has everything and whose wife won't let them own a revolver. Fans of the Godfather can now unite and sleep comfortably, if not uneasily. Send someone a message! Here is one way you can threaten or spook someone in the nicest possible way, under the guise that you want them to get a better sleep. A better sleep with the fishes that is
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Could we use a donkey's head instead?
Posted by: Thomas J. Jackson at September 18, 2004 5:59 PMToo funny for words. I can't stop laughing. Thanks
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