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Guinness Parade Record: The 85 Mile Long Trump Parade (Bumper to Bumper Estimate)


Say one car length equals 15 feet.

Know that yesterday in Miami and environs there was a 30,000 car Trump/anti-Communism parade.

15 X 30,000 = 450,000 feet.

Divide by 5,280 = 85 miles. Long. (Bumper to bumper, one lane, bien sur.)

That’s the world’s longest parade even before you throw in an interval of at least one car length. Which would make it 190 miles.

Voter enthusiasm? I got your voter enthusiasm right here.

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  • Tom in CA October 11, 2020, 4:01 PM

    Wow.
    Any more of this kind of demonstration and the Democrats will start pitching in to build the wall…

  • Kevin in PA October 11, 2020, 5:14 PM

    Hahaha!
    In 2016 the polls said Hillary was ahead. The media said Hillary was going to be the first woman president. They also said that there was no way that Donald Trump was going too win. Hahahahaha!

    Where are the Biden – Harris parades? Hahahahaha!
    How many Biden supporters have been at his recent rallies? Hahahahaha!

    I am betting Trump by a landslide!

  • Terry October 11, 2020, 6:09 PM

    Near future:

    Grandson Tyler: Grandpa, did there used to be political parties named Democrat and Republican?

    Me: Yes

    Tyler: What happened to them?

    Me: They drank the Kool Aid. And disappeared.

  • Geoff C. The Saltine October 11, 2020, 7:27 PM

    Don’t forget Iowa and Ohio are locked up.
    Trump has pulled out of Ia, Oh and is putting his money in other states,
    the next 3 weeks are going to be a thing of beauty,They know he will win.
    President Trump is going to “Barn Storm” the country like we have never seen before. I think he will have 30 or40 rallies.
    Pray that is all we have left,or ammo.

  • barbarita October 12, 2020, 5:13 AM

    Now there’s some Trump love!

  • theduchessofkitty October 12, 2020, 9:30 AM

    Gerard,

    Did you see this one Tweet? Apparently, my Cuban-American brothers and sisters just claimed the Zumba infomercial motto: “Ditch Joe’s Basement – Join the Party!” Now Trump has a jingle, and a dancing, catchy one at that. To the dance floor!

    https://twitter.com/davereaboi/status/1314700212401836033

    Now, think about it. Biden/Harris have the ENTIRE RECORDING INDUSTRY at their disposal. They can organize concerts. Hell, Beyoncé performed for a Hillary event in Philly! They can come up with a Grammy award-winning song, a la “We Are The World,” to finally convince people to vote for Biden/Harris and defeat Trump.

    But they have not. They. Have. NOT!

    Yet, Trump has two jingles now. What does that tell you?

    BTW. The little video clip gives you a tell: they’re recording a video for the jingle. And not a BLM/Antifa thug in sight. In Miami!

  • Vanderleun October 12, 2020, 10:00 AM

    DEAR DUCHESS, Yes, I saw that tweet and sent to my yauchting buddy. An excellent take.

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