The Swedes, always on top of anything that confirms their men have two-inch dicks and sit to pee, have now given the world what it will need after cap and trade goes global; i.e. a pot to piss in.
Check out these features:
Ergonomic design makes The Towa easy to carry and easy to use.
Hygienic and comfortable to sit on.
Capacity, approx. 10 liters.
Able to withstand weight up to 150 kilos (approx. 300 pounds)
Seals tightly — the urine stays in the container to protect the nitrogen and guard against odor.
Made in Sweden of recyclable and durable Polypropylene (PP) plastic , without any materials that are considered dangerous to health or the environment.
This item with its features describes, almost to perfection, the gelded modern and progressive American male and his colonized-by-feminists vestigial brain stem.
Towa’s ergonomic and easy to use.
Towa’s comfortable to sit on and can, fortunately, withstand a weight of up to 300 pounds so there’s no need for his PC wife to diet no matter how many Twinkies she wants to deny others.
Then again, the modern progressive Towa male seals tightly and all his inner bile and urine is contained to guard against the always pungent odor of sanctity.
Towa’s recyclable …. for the next male drone willing to fund his mate’s need for disposable income… and yet durable enough to ride into the grave if necessary.
Towa’s never a danger to health or the environment. He don’t smoke and he don’t chew and he don’t hang with the boys that do.
Towa’s the very model of a modern major progressive. His lid’s on tight and his essence available for organic vegan garden watering on demand.
Oh paragon of progressive animals! Oh progressive male on the road to demographic extinction. O Towa take a break and just sit down.
I used to dream of going to Europe, because you can evacuate just about anywhere you like. They’re more advanced that way. I understand they have these open air, cool, old-timey concrete urinals with little gargoyle heads on them on the streets of Venice. You may ask yourself: “why not just piss straight into the canals?” Come on! We’re trying to have a culture here.
Anyway, I got an operation for that and it’s not an issue anymore.
Pretty gal. I think we had a song about her in the army…
Steve in GreensboroAugust 20, 2018, 1:54 PM
Call me a perv if you will, but that blonde is smokin’ hot. Whatever she’s selling, I’m buying.
But of course, I loved the PooPourri commercials with the British strawberry blonde with the posh accent, so maybe there is a pattern here.
Tell you what. I’m going to be hearing that jazzy little piano score next time I squat to pee …. and you can take that to the IKEA finance center!!
I.C.NielsenAugust 20, 2018, 3:20 PM
TOWA-BUNGA !
Lance de BoyleAugust 20, 2018, 3:21 PM
Next they’ll be mulching with biodegradable loaded diapers.
Dr. JayAugust 20, 2018, 3:40 PM
I’ve been trying to think of some witty comment, but it’s hard to parody insanity.
VanderleunAugust 20, 2018, 3:44 PM
And it’s LANCE de BOYLE for the win!
ghostsniperAugust 20, 2018, 7:15 PM
Since the britches overall seem in decent shape, how do you suppose she wore the knees out so fast?
pbirdAugust 20, 2018, 8:28 PM
The knees are out on purpose. Its a thing.
Gordon ScottAugust 20, 2018, 10:16 PM
I was just having a discussion of peeing in the garden with a friend a couple of days ago. Some friend of hers pees on his compost pile. She says it does not reek. I don’t pee on my compost pile. Besides the neighbors, my wife the city inspector might cite me.
QuentAugust 21, 2018, 9:15 AM
The Swedes are an odd bunch. I used to have a friend who was a Canadian high school principal. He immigrated to Canada from the Scottish Highlands and was a native Scots Gaelic speaker. We ran into a very young and cute Swedish waitress in the Gaelic speaking part of Cape Breton who spoke fluent Gaelic, even the slang and the jokes. My friend couldn’t get over it, because Gaelic is considered a hard language. Even my buddy couldn’t read or write it very well. He asked her how long it had taken her to learn the language. She said about a year, she did it for fun (her English was also perfect). Yet she believed in all the Swedish egalitarian, socialist bullshit to the last drop. We had a long conversation with her. She was witty, very intelligent and ideologically hard core to the bone.
DougAugust 21, 2018, 1:26 PM
ghost: she wore them out at the refugee welcoming parties the Swedish women are compelled to attend by their feminist government.
DougAugust 21, 2018, 1:28 PM
Quent: was she hard core to your bone?
I Am Who I AmAugust 21, 2018, 7:33 PM
I so old, I remember when indoor plumbing and flush toilets were a symbol of progress and good public health.
pbirdAugust 21, 2018, 9:27 PM
I knew you were making a joke about the knees wearing out.
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I pee directly on the plants. With 10 liters of stale pee in it you couldn’t take off the lid without passing out from the smell!
I used to dream of going to Europe, because you can evacuate just about anywhere you like. They’re more advanced that way. I understand they have these open air, cool, old-timey concrete urinals with little gargoyle heads on them on the streets of Venice. You may ask yourself: “why not just piss straight into the canals?” Come on! We’re trying to have a culture here.
Anyway, I got an operation for that and it’s not an issue anymore.
Pretty gal. I think we had a song about her in the army…
Call me a perv if you will, but that blonde is smokin’ hot. Whatever she’s selling, I’m buying.
But of course, I loved the PooPourri commercials with the British strawberry blonde with the posh accent, so maybe there is a pattern here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkJy0Z2P_1k
Tell you what. I’m going to be hearing that jazzy little piano score next time I squat to pee …. and you can take that to the IKEA finance center!!
TOWA-BUNGA !
Next they’ll be mulching with biodegradable loaded diapers.
I’ve been trying to think of some witty comment, but it’s hard to parody insanity.
And it’s LANCE de BOYLE for the win!
Since the britches overall seem in decent shape, how do you suppose she wore the knees out so fast?
The knees are out on purpose. Its a thing.
I was just having a discussion of peeing in the garden with a friend a couple of days ago. Some friend of hers pees on his compost pile. She says it does not reek. I don’t pee on my compost pile. Besides the neighbors, my wife the city inspector might cite me.
The Swedes are an odd bunch. I used to have a friend who was a Canadian high school principal. He immigrated to Canada from the Scottish Highlands and was a native Scots Gaelic speaker. We ran into a very young and cute Swedish waitress in the Gaelic speaking part of Cape Breton who spoke fluent Gaelic, even the slang and the jokes. My friend couldn’t get over it, because Gaelic is considered a hard language. Even my buddy couldn’t read or write it very well. He asked her how long it had taken her to learn the language. She said about a year, she did it for fun (her English was also perfect). Yet she believed in all the Swedish egalitarian, socialist bullshit to the last drop. We had a long conversation with her. She was witty, very intelligent and ideologically hard core to the bone.
ghost: she wore them out at the refugee welcoming parties the Swedish women are compelled to attend by their feminist government.
Quent: was she hard core to your bone?
I so old, I remember when indoor plumbing and flush toilets were a symbol of progress and good public health.
I knew you were making a joke about the knees wearing out.