Guldkanan Towa is a toilet sink with a seat that you kiss in [sic] and then poured with water. An easy and convenient way to take care of your gold water, which is also the world’s best nutrition! It’s natural, free and good for the environment.
The Swedes, always on top of anything that confirms their men have two-inch dicks and sit to pee, have now given the world what it will need after cap and trade goes global; i.e. a pot to piss in.
Check out these features:
Ergonomic design makes The Towa easy to carry and easy to use.
Hygienic and comfortable to sit on.
Capacity, approx. 10 liters.
Able to withstand weight up to 150 kilos (approx. 300 pounds)
Seals tightly — the urine stays in the container to protect the nitrogen and guard against odor.
Made in Sweden of recyclable and durable Polypropylene (PP) plastic , without any materials that are considered dangerous to health or the environment.
This item with its features describes, almost to perfection, the gelded modern and progressive American male and his colonized-by-feminists vestigial brain stem.
Towa’s ergonomic and easy to use.
Towa’s comfortable to sit on and can, fortunately, withstand a weight of up to 300 pounds so there’s no need for his PC wife to diet no matter how many Twinkies she wants to deny others.
Then again, the modern progressive Towa male seals tightly and all his inner bile and urine is contained to guard against the always pungent odor of sanctity.
Towa’s recyclable …. for the next male drone willing to fund his mate’s need for disposable income… and yet durable enough to ride into the grave if necessary.
Towa’s never a danger to health or the environment. He don’t smoke and he don’t chew and he don’t hang with the boys that do.
Towa’s the very model of a modern major progressive. His lid’s on tight and his essence available for organic vegan garden watering on demand.
Oh paragon of progressive animals! Oh progressive male on the road to demographic extinction. O Towa take a break and just sit down.
[HT:THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS ]