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Dear Democrats, Here are the NEW COMMANDMENTS. Get fooled again.

10 Commmandments are so silly, so quaint. Here are the new rules:

    1. EAT THE BUGS
    2. LIVE IN THE POD
    3. WORK IN THE CUBICLE
    4. ACCEPT THE TRANNIES
    5. ABORT THE BABY
    6. WELCOME THE REFUGEES
    7. BELIEVE THE NEW YORK TIMES
    8. GIVE UP THE GUNS
    9. KEEP THE SMARTPHONE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES
    10. OBEY!

    Meeting the new boss and never seeing he’s the same as the old boss? Yeah, you are.

  1. Life is a series of lessons each one of which will be repeated until you learn it. This old lesson you persist in not learning goes something like this. Pay attention, it will be on THE FINAL EXAM.

Comments on this entry are closed.

  • rabbit tobacco March 8, 2020, 3:14 PM

    same news, different people

  • Nunnya Bidnez, jr March 8, 2020, 5:52 PM

    meet the new dross
    same as the old dross

  • ghostsniper March 8, 2020, 5:55 PM

    automatrons
    off with their nutz!

  • TwoDogs March 8, 2020, 8:48 PM

    nope, nope, nope. We’ll die first.

  • Vanderleun March 8, 2020, 8:55 PM

    And take a hundred heads with each one of us.

  • Jack March 9, 2020, 7:50 AM

    Sorry, you communist, idealist fuckers. I detest the idea, that shit will never work with me, I won’t just “obey” or even acquiesce and I will take up arms against you if you push the issue.