10 Commmandments are so silly, so quaint. Here are the new rules:
- EAT THE BUGS
- LIVE IN THE POD
- WORK IN THE CUBICLE
- ACCEPT THE TRANNIES
- ABORT THE BABY
- WELCOME THE REFUGEES
- BELIEVE THE NEW YORK TIMES
- GIVE UP THE GUNS
- KEEP THE SMARTPHONE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES
Meeting the new boss and never seeing he’s the same as the old boss? Yeah, you are.
- Life is a series of lessons each one of which will be repeated until you learn it. This old lesson you persist in not learning goes something like this. Pay attention, it will be on THE FINAL EXAM.