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An Open Letter from President Trump to Chuck E. Cheese Schumer

Pay attention It will be on the final in November:

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  • Ck April 2, 2020, 8:39 PM

    Ha Ha Ha Ha. Schumer and Chuck e cheese…. Do they serve gafiltafish..

  • Anonymous April 2, 2020, 10:17 PM

    I believe Schumer and Pelosi’s DNA was
    present at the crucifixion of Christ.

  • Dan Patterson April 3, 2020, 4:01 AM

    My comments yesterday regarding the utility of Ass Kicking should have included the written and verbal versions to be used when appropriate. Use the example above as a guide.
    Please adjust your temperament accordingly.
    Thank you.

  • Bill in Tennessee April 3, 2020, 5:08 AM

    Direct, to the point, but with a loving spoonful of acid disdain. Truth in two pages. I love it!

  • H April 3, 2020, 5:17 AM

    No shit, he really did that?

    It’s about time; Pelosi should be next.

  • Snakepit Kansas April 3, 2020, 5:54 AM

    Our President is not afraid to call out bullshit.

  • Vanderleun April 3, 2020, 6:29 AM

    And the hidden barb inside this festschrift is that this letter is now a “historic” exhibit that will forever smear Schumer.

  • Sam L. April 3, 2020, 8:36 AM

    I loves me some of Trump’s prose. This one is 100-carat GOLD.
    Also, an out-of-the-park home run with 3 men on base.
    Schumey ain’t NEVER gonna live this down.

  • Lawrence April 3, 2020, 9:51 AM

    Pelosi and Schumer should be brought up on criminal charges.

  • AlexxD April 3, 2020, 9:56 AM

    Ooh POTUS, do Pelosi and Schiff now!

  • Casey Klahn April 3, 2020, 11:13 AM

    Get some, Mr President! Get some!

  • Joe Krill April 3, 2020, 11:37 AM

    Now all he needs to do is write a similar letter to Fauci, the loyal Hillary fan. Can you believe that imp actually wrote a love letter to Hillary.

  • ghostsniper April 3, 2020, 12:12 PM

    Is it true the virus is targeting the morbidly obese?

  • Callmelennie April 3, 2020, 4:02 PM

    If love to see a letter like this sent to Pelosi. One problem: there are no words in English or any other language that can adequately convey the unimaginably unprecedented, world-historic madness* of her current behaviour

    *(See what I mean about the inadequacy of human language systems?)

  • Skorpion April 3, 2020, 4:26 PM

    Best POTUS letter-smackdown since Harry S Truman wrote the theater critic who’d dissed his daughter Margaret’s performance, and threatened to kick him in the balls.