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A Tale of Two Billboards

Calvin Klein Billboard 2017

Calvin Klein Billboard 2020 (same location)

Any questions?

Oh, and while we’re at it, this thing wrote the regulation in Lincon County Oregon:

Any questions?

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  • Glenfilthie June 27, 2020, 8:59 PM

    Yes, I have a question!

    She’s not wearing a mask – is that because she’s black?

  • Anonymous June 27, 2020, 9:58 PM

    Calvin Klein is clearly racist.

    Showing off their latest catch from the sub-Saharan jungle.

    Tsk tsk.

  • ghostsniper June 28, 2020, 4:15 AM

    We live in 2 different countries, at the same time.
    I feel sort of left out, as I have never seen any of these oddities with my own eyeballz, but only when I turn on this “Box of Colors”. Turn it off and they all vanish. It’s almost as if the BOC is a brainwashing device or sumfink.

  • TrangBang68 June 28, 2020, 5:01 AM

    Cosmic justice would demand that the savages loot and burn every Calvin Klein outlet and the denutted soyboys and riotg-r-r-ls in Oregon deserve to get it long and hard from ANTIFA. Almost makes you root for a West Coast tsunami.

  • Motus June 28, 2020, 5:20 AM

    I never thought I’d be on J.K. Rowling’s side on anything, but here we are.

  • Deana June 28, 2020, 5:43 AM

    So according to the link above, the black person on the billboard is a trans. That is a biological male. Who out there thinks this represents beauty? Or even authenticity? It’s like there is a race to find what is the most outrageous thing we can foist on the public and tell them they must believe is beautiful or valuable.

    The same women who for years told us that the stunning fashion models were all fake and airbrushed are now supporting the promotion of the second person, insisting that he/she is real.

    I’m tired of all of this.

  • Nori June 28, 2020, 7:16 AM

    If Divine were reincarnated as a black woman.
    John Waters is behind this,smirking.

  • bgarrett June 28, 2020, 8:09 AM

    that second billboard is gross and disgusting and racist

  • Callmelennie June 28, 2020, 8:41 AM

    I think that, in addition to a facemask, a citizen of of Lincoln County should be required to wear a blindfold whenever they are within 6 feet of xhis Claire Hall

    Getting too close to Claire could cause permanent damage to the optic nerve that would be tasked with delivering this incomprehensible image to the brain

    My theory is that the optic nerves would probably commit a kind of neural seppukhu in order to prevent the brain from going completely mad

  • Jack June 28, 2020, 8:48 AM

    Absolutely friggin’ disgusting and so far removed from goodness and morality that if He doesn’t act, the Lord is going to owe an apology to Sodom and Gomorrah.

    Hunter Thompson once said: ‘It never got weird enough for me.’ I wonder what he’d say now.

  • gwbnyc June 28, 2020, 10:21 AM

    Calvin Klein to Kalvin Clunt

  • jwm June 28, 2020, 10:21 AM

    “How many fingers, Winston?”

    JWM

  • gwbnyc June 28, 2020, 10:23 AM

    …and yes that’s the former Haire Ball.

  • Sid V June 28, 2020, 10:32 AM

    Note to self: As with your complete and total boycott of Nike, Gillette, Comcast, Chik Fil A, add CK.

  • David June 28, 2020, 10:49 AM

    Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better.
    When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity.
    To assent to obvious lies is to co-operate with evil, and in some small way to become evil oneself. One’s standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control.
    I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.
    Theodore Dalrymple

  • Mike Anderson June 28, 2020, 11:58 AM

    “transgender queer lesbian” is a (boy?girl) who likes (boys?girls). I think the description has at least one kink too many to be intelligible. Kleine Calvin seems to have lost sight of (his/her/its) target audience.

  • Kevin in PA June 28, 2020, 12:50 PM

    TrangBang said;
    “Almost makes you root for a West Coast tsunami.”
    Almost? Ha! Please bring it.

    America has become a laughing stock around thew world. No need to wonder why?

  • Aggie June 28, 2020, 3:17 PM

    Too bad they don’t make a wide-angle billboard.

  • Jack June 28, 2020, 3:34 PM

    Mike, if you remember back a few years at CK’s merchandising efforts you might recall that it featured young, prepubescent children in provocative poses, modeling underwear along with unbuttoned jeans and open blouses. Its catalog was a pedophile’s dream come true and its message was very clear. In protest people had plenty to say but CK never listens and after a while more modeling and clothing merchandisers followed suit.

    CK isn’t really stepping up its game, it’s just adding another element of society to its already long list of profane sins and one day old Calvin will have to come to the lick log for his perversions.

  • TC June 28, 2020, 6:46 PM

    Where’s my harpoon?

  • Rob De Witt June 28, 2020, 8:10 PM

    Jack,

    Indeed I remember the CK pedophilia campaigns. Actually I first noticed the attack on innocence in the early ’80s, when Madonna’s Slut Look suddenly resulted in cute little streetwalker outfits for toddlers, prominently featured in Macy’s catalogs.

    All the suburban moms just thought it was adorable, remember that?

  • Steve in Greensboro June 29, 2020, 5:00 AM

    I’ll take the one behind door number 1, thank you.

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